Call me: The Ginger Ninja
Entry 1: #prisonerinmyownhome
I over heard em, the humans, one night saying that they kidnapped me - I could have been king of the cow poo piles in that dairy farm. The humans feel sad for the cows, I can see why, on a good day, when I care to care.
Then shortly afterwards my manhood was taken from me and I was bullied by the rat, Annabelle...that girl was a riot....i saved face when the humans would catch us lying in bed together. I had to best friend the American bulldog and my bedroom was the bathroom: still is.
I write this as my one and only journal entry...indulge me..I, Polly, ...... yes, they named me Polly. Full name, errrr, Polly Puss Puss. Oh, I feel downtrodden.
Now, day 7 kept prisoner in my own home.....they feel bad for the Magpie babies I got last year and the grownups are back to have mooooore babies....should take their manhood away, see how it feels 🤧🤧🤧
I also got chased, again, by the black she devil, a rabbit ☻😈 #catsofig#catsofinstagram#acatslife#neuter#catsdiary#irishcottage#cats#rescued#cats_of_instagram#pussycats#mylife#hatemylife#diaryofacat#mydiary
1 241 week ago
Diary entry 2:
They never let me out....I am a prisoner....surrounded by others that I usually brought home as gifts, unappreciated gifts!
Name: Polly Puss Puss
Nickname: The Ginger Ninja
Time Spent: Crying like a baby at the front door
New Hobby: Rubbing my catnip pillow allllll over me body
History: Kidnapped, Stockholm Syndrome, Nutted and spending my life with rabbits that follow me around, rats that pounce at me and a bird who escapes my tender grasp.
Current mood: Just chilling with the German #catsofinstagram#gsd#diaryofacat#mydiary#kitty
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